Name five ways to win your heart.
Anonymous

It is being much too late for that.

What do you like in a woman?
Anonymous

… She was the bravest, most talented woman you would ever know…

There will never be another like her…

The mystery of not so properly hidden green slime.

dreadoctober:

toadmandcn-026:

Toad watched carefully, he knew he would have to take in everything that happened, as to not mess up on the last hurdle, so to speak. He looked at his father as he was given his one simple task. The little ‘bot nodded with enthusiasm, turning to the wall again.

“Yeah! Let’s do this!” He was really acting as if this were some form of secret agent mission.

But that was just the mind of a young, Russian, built bot. Never a dull day.

Dive smiled like a madman as he slammed his fist into his chest to trigger his armour node, and the solid blue plating generated around his body. He targeted the spot on the wall his sonar had keyed in on and set forth a single blast with a low yield dive missile from his chest level weapons system. “AWOOOOOGAHAHHAHAHAHA”

Doctor Cossack nodded, then covered his ears. even at low speed the compression based firing system for the Dive missile was quite the racket to be standing next to. He watched carfully as the wall shattered in every direction, hopefully the solid iron core plate in almost every wall would be enough to keep it standing.

TMI Tuesday

There is time in my work schedule to entertain inquiries… Please keep them concise and to the point however, my attention is also focused on unstable protoform energy source derived from studies of alien energy exemplar samples from Duo.

Is basically watching shiny goo in jar and making sure it doesn’t change from blue to purple, so is bit boring.

dcn001:

I want to go to Madagascar one day.

Do not be trying to bring anything back from there.
We are not wanting to be like Australia, over run by invasive species brought over by stupid people. You are too smart to be doing that.

dcn001:

I want to go to Madagascar one day.

Do not be trying to bring anything back from there.

We are not wanting to be like Australia, over run by invasive species brought over by stupid people. You are too smart to be doing that.

dcn001:

realmonstrosities:

Giant African Millipede. It’s a foot long, doesn’t bite and is only slightly poisonous. The perfect pet!

Slightly poisonous?…

If you are eating it more than likely.
Survival tactics after all, insects of this size hold considerable protein content in emergency situations.
But then I’ve never been one to turn down a properly prepared grasshopper HAHAH.

dcn001:

realmonstrosities:

Giant African Millipede. It’s a foot long, doesn’t bite and is only slightly poisonous. The perfect pet!

Slightly poisonous?…

If you are eating it more than likely.

Survival tactics after all, insects of this size hold considerable protein content in emergency situations.

But then I’ve never been one to turn down a properly prepared grasshopper HAHAH.

There are always unintended side uses for every invention.

There are always unintended side uses for every invention.

Oh yes I remember this. Was happy to help out when Doctor Light was unavailable. Not certain I’m up to his snuff but I think both Kalinka and I learned a lot that day. Roll is a lovely young lady no?

Oh yes I remember this. Was happy to help out when Doctor Light was unavailable. Not certain I’m up to his snuff but I think both Kalinka and I learned a lot that day. Roll is a lovely young lady no?

TMI Tuesday: How are you such an awful father?
Anonymous

Is stupid to ask me this question. You will only receive denials or boasting in this case. Should be asking children to see scope of father’s failings.

Improve your investigative skills and try again.

dcn003:

doctorcossack replied to your post: … I am thinking it is being time for you to come in for upgrades to social and subtext language processing.

Is regular upgrade you should have been having several months ago… I was busy doing… Other things.

Is fine if you are doing other things, отец— You do not be wasting time on me! D:8>

I like first translator you gave me… ):8>

All systems must be upgraded sooner or later. But if you don’t want me to patch your linguistics, I cannot make you.